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ScribbleDips
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 Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:20 am Post subject: Voting is for suckers. |
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Just kidding. Anyway. It's been November 2nd for one hour and seventeen minutes, and that means it's almost time to go to bed so's I can get all ready to vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More importantly, the plan was for me not to drink for a little while, but my alcoholism has a better idea. Once we find out the winner of the election we do the following:
If Kerry wins: We have a celebration that involves drinking!
If Bush wins: We drown out our sorrows by drinking and driving all the way to Canada.
If Nader wins: Assuming we're drinking before the results are given, we look at the bottle of whatever we're drinking, and imitate an old black and white comedy by shaking our head in disbelief, and throwing the bottle over our shoulder. |
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ScribbleDips
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| Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, I just voted, and it took like, 5 minutes, no lines! I think that's sweet, though, it might be bad that there were so few people there... |
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Sixth Grade Lurvy
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Location: Allentown, PA
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| Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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If Ben Grandizio wins...I am banging a hooker. (preferably one with no teeth)
By the way, if Bush wins, Charles Barkley promised to run for Governor of Alabama. Who do you think will be his LT. Governor??? My vote is for the most famous Mobile, Alabama resident - Forrest Gump.
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PotFreesMe
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| Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:17 pm Post subject: I think Kerry is playing with Monopoly money. |
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| I am very happy Bush won. Our forefathers will roll in their graves if all you lefties cut and run to Canada. Boy! Ain't your faces red!...err...blue...err...NIRVANA RULES!! |
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